{"id":11200,"date":"2016-05-03T01:13:22","date_gmt":"2016-05-03T00:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/?p=11200"},"modified":"2016-05-08T07:11:05","modified_gmt":"2016-05-08T06:11:05","slug":"hooooo-hisse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/?p=11200","title":{"rendered":"Hooooo Hisse!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pour l’Herbier n\u00b0 42 d’Adamante, ICI<\/strong> <\/span><\/a>,\u00a0 sur une de ses cr\u00e9anotes, voici ma participation:<\/p>\n

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Hooooo Hisse! Hooooo hisse!
\nAllez les gars, encore un petit effort! L’union fait la force
\nHooooo Hisse! Hooooo Hisse!<\/p>\n

– Ouais, toujours les m\u00eames qui s’y collent, r\u00e2le en sourdine Gros Grain Gris
\n– Oh toi, du moment qu’il faut travailler, tu n’es jamais content, souffle Petit Grain bleu.
\n– Tu ne vas pas me dire que tu te r\u00e9gales \u00e0 t’user la peau depuis deux cycles? Et puis d’abord, \u00e0 quoi \u00e7a rime de faire rouler ce rocher?
\n– L’exercice, c’est bon pour la ligne. Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 \u00e7a, la mienne est sans d\u00e9faut. Pour ce qui est du rocher, si tu \u00e9coutais Grain Capitaine, tu saurais que c’est vital pour la communaut\u00e9.
\n– Vital, grimace Gros Grain Gris.
\n– Oui mon cher. Il faut boucher le trou remuant
\n– Encore! Mais je croyais le probl\u00e8me r\u00e9gl\u00e9 depuis longtemps!
\n– On ne sera jamais tranquille tant qu’il ne sera pas adulte.
\n– Ah ce gosse! A toujours courir partout, il ne r\u00e9colte que plaies et bosses. Et qui est-ce qui doit r\u00e9parer les d\u00e9g\u00e2ts? Nous, les d\u00e9fenses immunitaires!
\n– Tais-toi et pousse!<\/p>\n

Hooooo-Hisse! Hooooo-Hisse!
\nAllez du nerf! Nous y sommes presque!
\nHooooo-Hisse! Hooooo-Hisse
\n.<\/p>\n

MMR<\/p>\n

Merci pour tous vos commentaires, qui, \u00e0 chaque lecture, me r\u00e9jouissent et me motivent… <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Pour l’Herbier n\u00b0 42 d’Adamante, ICI ,\u00a0 sur une de ses cr\u00e9anotes, voici ma participation: Hooooo Hisse! Hooooo hisse! Allez les gars, encore un petit effort! L’union fait la force Hooooo Hisse! Hooooo Hisse! – Ouais, toujours les m\u00eames qui s’y collent, r\u00e2le en sourdine Gros Grain Gris – Oh toi, du moment qu’il faut […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[900],"tags":[61,1001,788,998,1003,1002,999,1000],"class_list":["post-11200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lherbier-de-poesie","tag-bleu","tag-defenses-immunitaires","tag-gris","tag-gros-grain","tag-ho-hisse","tag-oh-hisse","tag-petit-grain","tag-rocher"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11200"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11209,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11200\/revisions\/11209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}