{"id":14950,"date":"2020-09-04T20:50:15","date_gmt":"2020-09-04T19:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/?p=14950"},"modified":"2020-10-04T02:10:27","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T01:10:27","slug":"un-criquet-mystifie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/?p=14950","title":{"rendered":"Un criquet mystifi\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le jour s&rsquo;efface face \u00e0 la nuit serpentine et doucereuse. Que cache-t-elle entre les plis de ses voiles rose th\u00e9; de sa cape gris souris soutach\u00e9 de t\u00e9n\u00e8bres ? Les martinets excit\u00e9s offrent un spectacle prodigieux de figures in\u00e9dites. A son coucher, Ph\u00e9bus, cr\u00e9ateur inspir\u00e9, joue lui aussi\u00a0 sur les joues rebondies des nuages.\u00a0 Ses jets de peinture bronze, violine, orange le disputent au bleu nuit de la Brune*.\u00a0 L&rsquo;heure th\u00e9\u00e2trale \u00e9met une vibration sourde et insolite\u00a0 que percent gaiement les voltigeurs ail\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-14976\" src=\"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_4515_v1-1-1024x575.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"575\" srcset=\"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_4515_v1-1-1024x575.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_4515_v1-1-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_4515_v1-1-768x431.jpg 768w, https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_4515_v1-1-1536x863.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_4515_v1-1-2048x1150.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tel un romain de haut rang, ( un comble pour un criquet \u00e9gyptien) Criquet d\u00eene, \u00e9tal\u00e9 de tout son long sur son canap\u00e9. Cette couche shiso** est moelleuse, d\u00e9licieusement parfum\u00e9e. Quelle succulence! Criquet prend son temps, d\u00e9guste, flegmatique, d\u00e9tach\u00e9 de tout ce qui se passe autour de lui. Pourtant, ce jeune orthopt\u00e8re devrait \u00eatre plus attentif. L\u2019app\u00e9tissante couleur pourpre de sa salade cristallise des reflets bleu \u00e9lectrique.\u00a0 Son costume vert fluo, si pimpant, p\u00e9tille soudainement d&rsquo;\u00e9tincelles dor\u00e9es, fuchsia, turquoise. Quelle d\u00e9rision pour un insecte de sa caste! Imaginez! Comment s\u00e9duire une jolie demoiselle criquet d\u00e9guis\u00e9e de la sorte?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-14952\" src=\"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_5176_v1-1024x821.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"821\" srcset=\"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_5176_v1-1024x821.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_5176_v1-300x241.jpg 300w, https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_5176_v1-768x616.jpg 768w, https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/IMG_5176_v1.jpg 1397w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>L&rsquo;insecte est compl\u00e8tement d\u00e9concert\u00e9. Que lui arrive-t\u2019il? Peut-\u00eatre a-t\u2019il trop\u00a0 abus\u00e9 de cette plante qu&rsquo;il d\u00e9couvre pour la premi\u00e8re fois. Ses senteurs de basilic, cannelle et m\u00e9lisse lui auront troubl\u00e9 la vision. Criquet contemple \u00e9tonn\u00e9 la feuille \u00e0 peine grignot\u00e9e entre ses griffes. Celle-ci\u00a0 semble moins bizarre qu&rsquo;il y a une minute. Plus rouge que bleue. Ses pattes aussi retrouvent leur belle teinte de gazon printanier.\u00a0 Aaaah!\u00a0 Quel soulagement! Criquet reprend gaillardement son repas interrompu par l&rsquo;\u00e9trange et le myst\u00e9rieux. A l&rsquo;horizon, ravi de sa farce, Ph\u00e9bus plonge et dispara\u00eet dans la nuit de juillet.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>MMR ( tous droits r\u00e9serv\u00e9s)<\/p>\n<p>*Brune: autre nom de la nuit<\/p>\n<p>**shiso ou persil japonais: plus d&rsquo;infos\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.graines-semences.com\/blog\/perilla-shiso-persil-sauvage-japonais-plante-decorative-mellifere-medicinale-condimentaire-semis-graines-culture-conseils-n67\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>ICI<\/strong><\/span><\/a> \u00a0 ;\u00a0 des recettes\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/recettes.de\/shiso\"><strong> ICI<\/strong> <\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Merci beaucoup pour vos messages et commentaires laiss\u00e9s ici ou sur ma messagerie. Ils sont tous tr\u00e8s appr\u00e9ci\u00e9s et motivants.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le jour s&rsquo;efface face \u00e0 la nuit serpentine et doucereuse. Que cache-t-elle entre les plis de ses voiles rose th\u00e9; de sa cape gris souris soutach\u00e9 de t\u00e9n\u00e8bres ? Les martinets excit\u00e9s offrent un spectacle prodigieux de figures in\u00e9dites. A son coucher, Ph\u00e9bus, cr\u00e9ateur inspir\u00e9, joue lui aussi\u00a0 sur les joues rebondies des nuages.\u00a0 Ses [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[1273,1047,842,1275,268,1274],"class_list":["post-14950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animaux","tag-bleu-electrique","tag-criquet-egyptien","tag-la-brune","tag-martinets","tag-phebus","tag-shiso"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14950"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15040,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14950\/revisions\/15040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinemrichard.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}